Honestly, you people. It takes more than this stupid City to put the one and only Faye Valentine down.

( Private to Cal, Zaheela, Peter | unhackable )

If anyone thinks they're getting an apology for how I acted yesterday, you're completely out of your mind.

But I'll take all the apologies you'll be handing over. It's not like I don't deserve them after all the shit you people put me through. Especially from you, Rosiel, you little creep ( Read more... )

Ugh, I still need the longest bath imaginable. And the strongest drink possible, as long as it knocks me flat out. And maybe an aspirin or five.

The thought of spending twenty-four hours in those sheets... yuck.

A girl has standards, class! You know?

Idiots.

((ooc: might've seen Miss Valentine stomping back to her apartment late last ( Read more... )

Ha ha, sit around and make your funny little jokes. You're all so hilarious.I had more shit in this apartment yesterday then I'd ever know what to do with. And that includes all you moochers and perverts ( Read more... )

I hear boils are apparently in style this season, you know. I'm sure there's a hat you can get to match them somewhere.

Tomorrow's supposed to be fire and hail. How creative. Trust me, I can't wait.

( Private to Ptolemy // ABSOLUTELY UNhackable )

We just won't mention what happened yesterday, how's that? I'm burning that fucking hat.I need a drink and a gun. Yeah, in that order ( Read more... )

What's everybody yelling about? Something about a fight?

Morons.

...

And that curse yesterday was stupid.

I still hate you, Nathaniel.

I don't wanna hear a word about it. You got that? Not a WORD.

And that goes double for you, Spike. Triple, as a matter of fact.

Oh, and Jed and Octavius: you little bastards better stay away from me. Just because the curse is over doesn't mean I don't remember what the hell you did! Idiots.

Christ, I need a shower.

If any of you so much as drop a pin I'll kill you.

Oh god. My stomach. My head. This is the end for me, I know it.

It doesn't help that someone in here SNORES LIKE A FUCKING TRAIN.

Everyone just shut up.

And Kitty, I don't even wanna hear it.

Oh Jesus Christ. What even happened? Does anyone remember?

A nun, huh? Cute. The deities' sense of humor never ceases to amaze.

I don't want to hear a goddamn word from any of you unless it's vulgar, dirty, and full of sin. And I'm burning that habit, by the way.

Oh, and who knew that chaps and skirts went so well together, eh, Jed?